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Paskelbimo data: 2008-12-18
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A woman likes to have four animals in the house: a jaguar in front of the doorway, a fox in the closet, a bull in bed, and a numbskulll to pay for this all.
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Paskelbimo data: 2008-12-18
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Angliški SMS tekstai
At this moment i have a déjà vu and a loss of memory at the same time. I thin I have forgotten this before.
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Paskelbimo data: 2008-12-18
(+2 rating, 2 votes)
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Angliški SMS tekstai
Be friendly with your kids, they choose your home when you are old!
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Paskelbimo data: 2008-12-18
(+16 rating, 8 votes)
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Angliški SMS tekstai
Birdy birdy in the sky, left a poopie in my eye. Me don’t care, me don’t cry, me just happy that a cow can’t fly!!
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Paskelbimo data: 2008-12-18
(+1 rating, 1 votes)
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Angliški SMS tekstai
Braindetector activated, calibrating, now searching………still searching……get a good grip of your mobile….still searching…….no brains found.
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Paskelbimo data: 2008-12-18
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Angliški SMS tekstai
Did I not see you yesterday at the mall, with a grey jacket? No? O, than it was a rubbish bag after all!
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Paskelbimo data: 2008-12-18
(+5 rating, 2 votes)
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Angliški SMS tekstai
For you I would go as far as the end of the world. Do you promise to stay here ?”
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Paskelbimo data: 2008-12-18
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Angliški SMS tekstai
If you really ressemble the picture on your ID, you are not fit enough to travel
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Paskelbimo data: 2008-12-18
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Angliški SMS tekstai
My mother in law walks five miles every day, I wonder where she is at this moment…
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Paskelbimo data: 2008-12-18
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Angliški SMS tekstai
Nice perfume… but do you really need to marinate in it?
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