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One out of four people is a chinese. If your father, your mother and your brother are not Chinese, it must be you.
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Read in a hospital… The psychiatrist may nog be disturbed
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Roses are red, violets are blue, frankenstein is ugly but what the hell happened to you????
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Smoking is allowed in this area, blowing not!
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The more I learn the more I get to know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, so why should I be learning??
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The one who digs a hole for someone else, is sweating blood !
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They dropped your name, can you pick it up ?
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What he want, I do not want … What I want, he does not want … What we want, is not allowed!
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When I was a dog, and you were a flower, I walked over you and gave you a shower!!
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You are an unwanted child. Your parents paid the medical expenses for your birth with their accident insurance.
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